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I just managed to clear the fence, hearing the last bark of the neighbour's dog dying down.

"Ooh, that stupid mutt!" I muttered, walking over to Mike who breathed out a sigh of relief.

"Whew, I really thought he had you there," he said "I guess...this means we have to take the long way home?"

"Yeah, sure, let's go," I shouldered my bag and was about to leave when I heard Mike letting out a snort. I looked at him and noticed that his face was twisted into a mirthful grimace, his hand over his mouth.

"What? What's so funny?" I demanded.

"Uh, Wyatt?" he began.


"Do you have your books?" he asked.

"Yeah, right here," I said, patting the straps of my knapsack.

"Do you have that girl's phone number?"

"Yeah, it's in my pocket," I answered, turning around to walk back home when his next question ruined my day.

"Where's your pocket?"

"What do you mean, where's my pocket, its right..." my voice trailed off as I patted my bare leg. Oh, you have got to be kidding me! I thought.

My jeans were ripped off when the dog attacked me, and I now found myself with nothing but my navy blue striped boxer shorts to hide my shame. A little late for that, come to think of it. At that point, Mike could not contain his laughter a second longer and was soon on his knees gasping for sweet air. All the while, my face had turned from red to purple with the shame of being caught with my pants down.

"Not bad, Wyatt; all you need now is some clowns make up and a costume. If you're lucky you might make a little extra money doing children's parties!" he said before he burst out laughing again.

"Oh, shut up and get me a cardboard box or something! Better yet, get me my pants!" I snapped.

The cardboard box suggestion only made him crack up even worse. My eyes darted around for an old lady who might cause a scandal or even a group of guys or girls who might be from the neighbourhood.

The first day of school ended up on a comical note, at my expense; story of my life.
This is what happens when I get bored out of my mind in High School :XD: :lol:

Tiny story I wrote when I was in class (we were having another lecture in TOK) about a guy having a horrible first day of high school. Not much to it.

The title seemed appropriate in the context of the story, and I've been listening to the song from Avenue Q "It Sucks to Be Me"

Not exactly my best, but let me know what you think of it. And if you don't like it, don't read it.

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Xx-Angel-Sherubii-xX Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
pfft haha :lmao: that sounds like a bad time... but it's hilarious :XD:
nightshade-keyblade Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
It totally is, on both counts. Good thing it's least for me :XD:
Xx-Angel-Sherubii-xX Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
hahaha thats a good thing :)
chromeantennae Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
:lmao: This was pretty funny, man; I really enjoyed this read. :)
nightshade-keyblade Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Thank you, glad to hear it! 8D :lol:
chromeantennae Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
AllynDupe Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
Hahaa, this made me smile, and made my slightly awful day much better. :heart:

I admire your writing, even when it's the simplest of things...<3 This was a really fun idea, I'm glad you put it up here. Nice work! :hug:

Keep it up. (:
nightshade-keyblade Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
I'm glad to hear that :aww:

Thank you so much. You're the best :hug: :heart:
AllynDupe Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
:huggle: <33

You're so welcome! <3 You're a sweetheart. :hug:
RetakeThisWorld Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
lol, I wonder if he ever got the phone number back...
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